Sunday, July 3, 2011

How can WE start World War III ???

They said World War I was fought coz of the immediate spark of some random king from Austria or something...Assasination of one guy sparked it....
Hmmm...World War 3?  Let the brain things in the head think.


More than half a century later I wonder in today's advanced technological world full of political tension and all...again all it needs it one spark to ignite whatever the EFF is left of this planet.
So today (technically tonight) I came across a friend's status. This guy by the name  "Mayur Complicated" wrote this:

Congrats!!!!!!!!! our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana........" is declared as "THE BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD" by UNESCO...... Kindly everyone re-post this as your status atleast for an hour. Let's show the world we rock ! PROUD to be an INDIAN-- JAI HIND!!...feels great!!

Now he is a really great friend of mine so I was a bit wondering if it really is true. So I googled it and came across reports of this being a internet hoax, especially "a facebook viral" dating back to 2010 november. Now I told him and he realised the mistake but what if this didn't stop the rumor from being spread?? What if it keeps on spreading and our friends from other countries try and explain the fact to us and we keep on being stupid n ignorant and everything gets all chaotic and someone really nukes a city and bombings and planes flying overhead and bombings and tanks rolling in and bombings again and killings and rambo types mercenaries and ironman suits flying from japan and bombings and some nukes again and phew.
Basically Earth destroyed.

Many years later. Someone who knew the truth on how it all started reports it and it gets published and gets in the history books...just like we read abt Churchill and Hitler.... So here is the scene in the post WW3 scenario.
School premise.
History Class.
Teacher(to a student): Please read the next page.
Student: CAUSE OF WW3
In the year 2011, in the month of July, a status was updated on the social networking site called FACEBOOK by a person called "Mayur Complicated". He spread a hoax of the Indian National Anthem being superior to others and hence been picked as best by the UNESCO. A very aware *lol* and clever friend of his called Indrajeet Sisodiya understood the gravity of the situation and tried to avert the catastrophic forthcome of the status by making Mayur Complicated realise of the grim mistake he had done. But it was too late. The word was spread and it engulfed the nation in a wildfire.
STUDENT PAUSES WHILE READING.
Teacher: Alright, so everyone....what lessons do you learn from this incident?
Student: Ummmmm......Not to have a last name called COMPLICATED. It complicates things and makes everything confusing.
:P
Jokes apart, please confirm such virals by googling them before you post it as a status or something. Now m not saying that all that is written above will happen and that all what i wrote is wrong.There might not be a WW3 but oh honey, I am very aware u know.
That part was true. All the way. ;)
LOL
________________Just some food for thought !________________
Peace out. And yea, don't bomb my house please because I love you, remember ?? :):)