20 minute Troll in Photoshop.
:)

In ancient Sparta, all weaklings were tortured so that they could survive witnessing even more pathetic times.
:P LOL

Tom Cruise promoting ManikChand Gutkha atop Burj Khalifa.
Why?

"Oonche Log, Oonchi Pasand"
:P

The new Twilight movie simplified.
Breaking Dawn.

A lot happened for her yesterday. =)

You need to listen to the song to get the most humor out of this.



Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes (1954)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDXT7wC9jrc

A post dedicated to my uh-mazing desktops!
I am customizing freak and always love to experiment new styles! Check them out! :)

THE BATTLEDESK - Inspired from BF3
Date: Nov. 10 '11

Presenting the the upcoming sequel to " I AM NUMBER FOUR"

"WHY AM I NUMBER FOUR ??"

And while it takes a while to download the BF3 Patch to my Original Battlefield 3 Limited Edition...I doodled on:
HOW I EARNED MY BATTLEFIELD 3 !! :) :)

Movies In Parallel Universes: TWILIGHT NEW MOON

Alrite, So I presume that as many theories in physics predict that there are multiple universes, or multiverses or Parallel Realities....I think maybe, somewhere, in some god-knows-which universe there might have been movies that ended up differently than we know here....
As we all know, these multiverses branch out as parallel worlds because of different choices made my different individuals all the time...So I am planning on starting a this new series called
"Movies In Parallel Universes" that have essentially the same plot as the original movie we know but kind of different on how it ends or what all I wish it should have...

So without any further adue, here's the first one
TWILIGHT NEW MOON.
Click to enlarge.

P.S: I do not have a wacom tablet right now, so I am planning on getting one from a friend so some days, during which I guess the doodles would be a lot better than these, created using a mouse !! So darn slow. :|



PART 1.

PART 2.

How can WE start World War III ???

They said World War I was fought coz of the immediate spark of some random king from Austria or something...Assasination of one guy sparked it....

Hmmm...World War 3?  Let the brain things in the head think.

More than half a century later I wonder in today's advanced technological world full of political tension and all...again all it needs it one spark to ignite whatever the EFF is left of this planet.
So today (technically tonight) I came across a friend's status. This guy by the name  "Mayur Complicated" wrote this:

Congrats!!!!!!!!! our national anthem "Jana Gana Mana........" is declared as "THE BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD" by UNESCO...... Kindly everyone re-post this as your status atleast for an hour. Let's show the world we rock ! PROUD to be an INDIAN-- JAI HIND!!...feels great!!

Now he is a really great friend of mine so I was a bit wondering if it really is true. So I googled it and came across reports of this being a internet hoax, especially "a facebook viral" dating back to 2010 november. Now I told him and he realised the mistake but what if this didn't stop the rumor from being spread?? What if it keeps on spreading and our friends from other countries try and explain the fact to us and we keep on being stupid n ignorant and everything gets all chaotic and someone really nukes a city and bombings and planes flying overhead and bombings and tanks rolling in and bombings again and killings and rambo types mercenaries and ironman suits flying from japan and bombings and some nukes again and phew.
Basically Earth destroyed.

Many years later. Someone who knew the truth on how it all started reports it and it gets published and gets in the history books...just like we read abt Churchill and Hitler.... So here is the scene in the post WW3 scenario.

School premise.

History Class.

Teacher(to a student): Please read the next page.
Student: CAUSE OF WW3
In the year 2011, in the month of July, a status was updated on the social networking site called FACEBOOK by a person called "Mayur Complicated". He spread a hoax of the Indian National Anthem being superior to others and hence been picked as best by the UNESCO. A very aware *lol* and clever friend of his called Indrajeet Sisodiya understood the gravity of the situation and tried to avert the catastrophic forthcome of the status by making Mayur Complicated realise of the grim mistake he had done. But it was too late. The word was spread and it engulfed the nation in a wildfire.
STUDENT PAUSES WHILE READING.
Teacher: Alright, so everyone....what lessons do you learn from this incident?
Student: Ummmmm......Not to have a last name called COMPLICATED. It complicates things and makes everything confusing.
:P
Jokes apart, please confirm such virals by googling them before you post it as a status or something. Now m not saying that all that is written above will happen and that all what i wrote is wrong.There might not be a WW3 but oh honey, I am very aware u know.
That part was true. All the way. ;)
LOL
________________Just some food for thought !________________
Peace out. And yea, don't bomb my house please because I love you, remember ?? :):)

New Yorker Caption Contest

My take on the New Yorker Caption Contest, this week:

"Is Bulls-eye that slow all the time Woody??"

(Bulls-eye, Woody's horse. End sequence from Toy Story 2)

You can only get it provided you have seen TS2. :)

" I don't have to know to like !!! " Dedicated to Pearly :)

The title is a great line said by none other than the super cute MORT !!!!!!!!!!!! :) :)

Pearly and Me !!!!! :) ♥

Well this post here is what i always wanted to write for a long time....for my amazing chinku-pie !! Pearly !!

This one is for u sweetheart !!!!!!!! My dearest Pearly !!!!!
(   My dog,  just for the record, otherwise, don't mention it !!! >:(    )

Well so here I am stating very clearly that she is the biggest love of my life and my love for her can't equal even with my parents, friends, best friends ( includes u shomu !!! :P) and every single person i know, all of ur love combined !

Kya ? Indu just said his dog is more important than his parents ???? >:| HOW COULD HE !!!!!

I CAN ! How ??

Coz she plays all the roles in my life without saying a WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes she is like a friend, playing, licking and completely berserk !!!

And all of a sudden, she starts to get cuddly  and loving like a girlfriend !!

And at times, like a mother she sits and listens to me when i m yelling in balcony about how pissed my day was....and in the end of my ranting, when i finish she comes close and sits next to me !! Sometimes even more amazing, she sits staring me constantly like she is completely understanding what I am saying and when I stop, she goes away and brings her fav ball as if saying, "Ho gaya ?? Ab kuch acchi baat kare?? " hahahahaha

And at times like right now, like my own kid when i give up some food i bought for myself and she starts eating it!!!!!
My hunger vanishes seeing her eat and sleeping with a full tummy.....:) :) MUAH !!!!

Actually its her that at times makes my wanna feel sorry when i yell back at my mom...it is coz of her i realize the fact that no matter how bad my mom looks to me, she does whatever she does coz she loves me.....

I know, you will never read this Pearly.....and never know the amount of words i used to express how much i love u....But i know one thing......words don't matter to you..... that u were created on this beautiful planet to spread love....to love and be loved....like angels sent from above....more white than a full moon.....glowing like a pearl under the moonlight when we sit together for hours at a stretch staring at the sky pointlessly....
For all the amazing moments of my life.
You will always be my first love.
Forever.
:*

God Bless.

"Kingnapped" by Stress,

Well by the time i was planning to post it....i srsly was "kingnapped" by insane levels of not only fear but insecurity to finish the frameflixx 3 project.... I was more or less like this:

I have lost my "Kingly Senses" !!

And there were a lot of reasons to justify it...
One, lack of some of the best friends around to talk or text or cheer me up or something...and lack doesn't mean a verbal "lack"...I seriously didn't have any single person to share my probs with......you know Julian always has people around him to do his job, right ???

Second, the same monotonous routine.....get up at 8, Frameboxx by 9...work all day long and leave by 10 in the night....and its not that i don't like doing what m doing...i ♥ it ~!!! It's just that the result that is coming out is not directly proportional the hard work we are putting in.....and only a month to go !!!!

Third, Only 24 hours a day....everyone needs a a timespan to put the worries aside and enjoy the remainder of the day....i get home by what 10 ? And have dinner by 10:30? And then what recreation time do i get ?? And through what medium ? It's just my PC sitting quietly on the desk waiting for me and i dont feel like sitting on it !!! Can you believe it ??????? I don't like sitting and playing and working on MY VERY OWN PC THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO GET !!!!!! Coz I feel like i m hurting my self living in this virtual world of mine....

Fourth, the brain. Yeah. Right. My brain... During these experiences of such bad times and total radio blackout with the world.....My brain starts giving me nightmares....i had two...one of them being so bad, i woke up at 4 am all gasping for breath...and then i sat back and analyzed the dream and HOLA !!!! All what i saw in the dream was precisely what would happen if i had put all these situations in a blender and churned them to make a sensible dream.....
After working so hard even on Sundays and coming across some hard to digest facts....And finally i realized...

What is wrong with me Maurice?

I Need A Day OFF damn it !!!!The last thing i want is to end up with a cuckoo in my head !!


 And by now...i feel better...after sleeping for more than 12 hours....having a much deserved rest....

Ooh, isn't the green grass so good for my booty ! :)

It's finally time to get back to shape and kick some @$$ !!!!!!!!!! 

Party Time !! Aye-wey everybody !!!!!! The way i got the new vibe......I Like IT !!!
So if you got a  problem, shudup a leetle ! Haha-ing !! :)

Oh it is a party for me !!! A Me-iesta if you say baby!! :) 

God Bless.
Toodles
♥

JBeiber WARS !!!!!!!!!!

♫ I can't make up my mind mind mind,
So please don't waste my time time time !!!!! ♫



Can't get the darn tune out of my mind !!!! And man, what's up with all you losers out there bitching about Justin Beiber being a total @$$ !! With all due respect sir, seems like somebody didn't got blessed with any talents and with a wretched life !!
 He is a great kid, i love his songs....well he does sound like a girl at times but duh !!!!! Why do i care until and unless it's not affecting me ! What's the point hating someone so much ! I love his songs and i admit it !! Eenie Meenie being the best one...it srsly has a great tempo.....then 'That should be me', 'Never say never', 'Somebody to love', 'Baby' and many more i can't even recall.....Basically jokes, puns are fine to laugh around once a while, hatred is not.

I did 'lol' once. xD

There are many more awesome people than him....but he sure is more awesome than YOU coz he has achieved something in life at an age that you can't even think !!

For a 16 year old kid : His name is Justin Beiber.
For me. He gives out some good songs.
For his mom. He gives more than $25 Million a year. :) :)

That's how instant life changes when you want it.
Toodles :)
♥

Carefully planned plan of life......

Well !!!!!!!!! Finally the first post !!!!
Firstly thanxx secret for everything u have given me in life....rather....all what i have believed i would get in life !! call it fate, Destiny, God blah biddy bloo blah !!! I have it and m grateful !!!!! :) :)

So, hereby the Julian fan decides:
After all profound 'brain-things' in my head.....i have devised a cunning plan !!!! A carefully planned plan NOT to plan any plans in my life !!! Plans spoil the fun of enjoying it on the precise moment !!  Huh HA !
As the Sain Sumit Vaishnav says(LOL, are you reading this buddy??) :
Man should do everything in life to enjoy it....or precisely in hindi " Insaan ko her kaam ma zindagi mein maze ke liye karna chahiye..." :)

And  i enjoy talking to myself !!  Not exactly the habit encouraged by oneself still.. ;) ...i love it when i talk to myself.....cuss the world if they call it deranged !!  AND GUESS WHAT  !!!!!!!! That is what this is all about !! Finding some crap space(i beautified the whole blog with gadgets n themes....alrite lets not call it crap!) on the internet and post all craziness of my life as i experience it !! .... (a free diary entry kind of nonsense you know XD )

Hence from now on I will tell you bozos every single awesomeMESS that i would do in life...

And please darn those grammatical mistakes and stupid typos !! What's up with being such a suck to point it out !! Respect the mistakes man !! Pointing the mistake in public !...Think about the utterly high towers of self esteem i built !!
Srsly?
:(

:|
Alrite.
But be gentle and stuff u know ! Like " Man if I were you, I would buy myself a Meriam Webster!"
Well i guess i even know whose gonna point out first ! lol XD

Anyways.
Toodles. :)
♥